Jan 7, 2013
WELCOME 2013 HOPE ITS A KILLER YEAR FOR ME , OH AND I HOPE YOURS IS GOOD TO.
IM STARTING OFF MY FIRST POST OF THE YEAR FOR IAMWOK AS A WCT POWER RANKING , ITS THE FIRST TIME IVE ATTEMPTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS , I FEEL IVE BEEN QUITE FAIR AND NICE , MOSTLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT I KNOW THESE PEOPLE ON A PERSONAL LEVEL AND WANT TO BE LOOKED AT AS A FRIEND , HOPR YOU ENJOY AND AGREE WITH WHAT I WROTE , OTHERWISE GET FUCKED.
finally won a world title. thank fuck he won a ct to justify it , imagine winning a world title without a winning one comp that year , andy would turn in his grave , suffice to say he got the job done , still think jordy owned him in trestles , but to late to moan about that now .
hi im kelly ” if i don’t win the world title , ill miss 4 events so i have an excuse” slater
classic benjamin button case , gets older yet gets better , maybe its the coconut water he endorses or maybe he using pamela andersons surgeon , either way hes the best there ever will be , but for fucks sake die already
the peoples champ , the nice guy , the not so good looking guy , the guy who will stop for a photo , the guy who has the best carve in the business , the guy who wont quit , the typical stand up australian.
the million dollar kid , my pick for 2013 , hes so fucken insane i just wanna rape him then i wanna fuck his bank account. no doubt he will win a world title the question is when , seeing what he produced last year , i think this could be year of the john
loved by all brazillians , hated by every surfer on tour , the little man with a big heart a passionate little fuck , never gives up , hes really good at snaking hes become so good that hes learnt how to block his opponents even in a man on man heat , seems impossible ? not with with adriano , surfing wise has all the tricks of the trade , sick backhand , ugly aerialist.
has a steady girlfriend now , probably a great thing , keep his mind off the pussy , start getting some big results again , always gonna a be threat not only to your girlfriend but to the tour for 2013
dads a dickhead from what i saw when moaning to the judges , he cried when he lost to julian in portugal , what a little poof , aside from that , big fucken punts , lands them in heats to , repertoire on a very large scale , most likely brazils first and last world champ , up to john john to stop him
prediction 2013: between him and john john for a title
i like josh , always exciting to watch him when he goes to the air , he charges like a fucken mad man too , been doing lots of couple things with jordy and his girl lyndall , im curious to know what they talk about? on the surfing side , most exciting surfer to watch when he goes to the air , lands about 95% of his tricks , charges like a mad kunt to.
hes like the quarterback for dallas cowboys , bitches love him , got a bit of a shotgun nose though , he needs to be fucking supermodels so his stats can go up , rumor has it hes more focused on his actual surfing though , which is a good thing , seems hungry for a world title , can he do it? possibly but always does good in the random events , grew up on points so you would expect him to be taking out snapper and jbay but lands up buckling , great in the air smooth and powerful , could definitely be a threat but and a big but , he needs to lose the puke necklace
interesting enough had a shitty 2012 , i felt like he was always a contender , great competitor has all the tricks , lanky motherfucker yet really strong and super focused on his training , one thing i found with him is that his surfing is so good and precise that when he lands big moves they so controlled and effortless it sometimes loses points with the judges , seems unfair , all round nice guy
turned into a little bit of a thug , and i love gangsters , used to be the little pretty french boy , now spends his time hanging out with big MMA fighters and hawaiian mokes , become super tight with sunny garcia and doesn’t mind a party , part owner of moskova , on paper hes my kinda guy , unfortunately never gonna win a world title , but will continue to get results and stay on tour , seems like hes paving a way in big wave surfing if all else fails , he will join the french mafia
aka “man bear pig” big big boy with lots of money and fancy watches filled with diamonds , one of my best friends so its a chance for me to be honest , talent wise , best surfer in all aspects , power,style and tricks , he has it all , terrible 2012 for him and he knows it , what does he need to do ? he needs to motherfucken win , he knows how to do it , maybe he just forgot last , but i know a firework has just been lit up his ass and hes ready for a big 2013 , john john , jordy , medina are the names to keep an eye on this year
heard he has a twin brother
not much bad to say about this guy , solid goofy footer , always flies under the radar
they call him the “spartan” due to the fact that he looks like a damn spartan , hes this good looking , super tanned tarzan looking motherfucker , bitches love him coz he looks exotic , the judges score him coz they scared if they don’t they will get arm barred or choked out. super solid surfer , probably the most powerful on tour , can take down big names but never hold it all the way to a final.
has a twin brother , obviously the other brother is better due to the fact he is 2 places ahead , but they must pretty identical if they so close together on the leader board
skinny little brazillian , very crookered teeth , you would think hurley could sort that shit out , hate to say it but i feel hes stayed on tour not by real surfing but by doing 360 air after 360 air
one of the nicer coco pops , also got some serious dental issues , but he has braces at the moment and will smashing the hottest bitches in sao paolo in no time , surfs a bit different to your average brazillian , he has the 360 air nailed down tight but also has a series of powerful gouges and hacks in his repertoire , surfs a little like dane reynolds but more on a brazillian scale huh
kp will not die , he just keeps coming back , i think even his children are having children , fuck sakes how old is he? i heard his first contest was against the duke at waikiki maybe that will give you some clarification , jokes aside he is amazing in the big stuff , but the sad thing is its hardly big on tour , and his normal surfing is just way to boring , no flair , hes had a good run , the asp must now induct him in the hall of fame and give him a rocking chair retirement present.
the best most unmarketable surfer on planet earth , hes won the pipe masters , yet he probably still makes peanuts , someone give him a fucken perm already and lets make this kunt famous .
surfing wise ? everyone knows who he is and what hes capable of , but will 2013 an indication of our past heroes slipping away and out of the world tour as we know it?
this little bastard can sure shake things up , hes known to have saved kelly slaters world title hopes not once but twice , his backhand shows characteristics of an acrobat , just when we think hes done he pulls crazy shit out the bag , remember tahiti? course you do .
is he still a feral hippy? im pretty sure he is , he once told me he went to india and got an enema by one of those indian guru’s , thats weird shit right there , hes also got a case of “i have blonde ball hairs on my head” doesn’t mind a big left pit , pretty sure tahiti has saved his tour dreams on more than one occasion , this guy will never be a world champ or a top 5 surfer , but hes a fighter and will keep plugging away just to make that extra buck.